KT's pal Ollie has been doing Monday Mockery photoshops
for the last couple of weeks. But today he has written a guest blog. A
man a few words and lots of pictures.
So Marks and Spencer are rolling with the politically correct waves.
the twitter-sphere tore them a new one for allowing Muslim staff to
refuse to serve customers with alcohol and pork. What next do I get
turned away by the hindu who won't sell me my burgers? Or worse, how
embarrassing when the Catholic calls her supervisor of the public
address, "Condom sales required at counter 4".
Lovely afternoon at @WMGallery with the @folpe17 singers- but back to find some numbskull posting photoshopped pics of me in pants #feckoff
The tweet came along with the obligatory block
that people incapable of seeing your point fall back on. Never one to
fall at the first hurdle, I thought perhaps I was being too vague as I
had not mentioned toys. I put that right quickly.
retweets, favourites and responses later Stella responded with an
abbreviated 'For Fucks Sake' denial of her position.
Graeme Swann quits cricket in the middle of Ashes tour, KT wishes him and his family well for the future but KT is wondering whether he quit before he was dropped (his form has been of since beginning of year), The big question is why the England management allowed this to happen now?
Prime Ministers Questions : The white middle aged millionaire won (as normal).
Ed Miliband wants to get rid of some fruities (fruit machines) : KT asks how different is a fruit machine to the State? One takes your money by force......
West Ham lost against Man Utd, KT still backs big Sam, I cannot see any other manager that could do the job better than Sam, his experience will keep the mighty Hammers in the Premier League.
Duck Dynasty : KT supports the freedom of speech but finds it hard to take seriously a man who takes lectures from a man wearing a frock who passes on messages from a sky fairy.
Fuck me, my life is a mess, last week i wrote about my mental illnes , in that post i wrote about how i thought about killing myself :
"For the last two nights i have spent 2-3 hours thinking about the best
way to kill myself before i have managed to get to sleep, Do I overdose?
Jump in front of a train? Jump of a building? Take poison? Cut my
Well Wednesday morning i lost that battle, weakness engulfed me and i sat and swallowed all my medication :
I also done a packet of painkillers but even then i fucked that up, i am still here, still breathing and still annoying people.
KT has got a few days to settle a personal debt that at the moment he cant settle.
Queen sung the song "Only the good die young", in that case i will still be here in 200 years.
No matter the situation you can always count on KT to screw it up!
Update : A kind follower has offered to lend KT the money, KT is grateful and thankful :) xxx
It had to happen, after launching a campaign against Wonga it turns out a Labour council has invested taxpayers money in.......... Wonga :
"A council whose leader hit out at Newcastle United’s sponsorship by
pay-day lender Wonga has indirectly contributed money to the firm, it
has been revealed. Newcastle City Council is part of a pension fund with £233,000 invested in the company, it has emerged. Newcastle is one of five local authorities paying into the Tyne and Wear Pension Fund, which ploughed the sum into Wonga. The
city council has previously criticised the lender, making its website
inaccessible from all public and council-owned computers in Newcastle."
The Chronicle goes on : "And leader Nick Forbes has been outspoken in his criticism of payday
loans since Newcastle United signed up Wonga as its shirt sponsors. He said at the time: “I’m sickened. It’s a sad indictment of the profit-at-any-price culture at Newcastle United"
Along with the "ethical" Co-op bank this is just another example of the left and labour failing to practice what they preach!
KT was browsing through Youtube the other day and came across this :
"Energy saving advisors from Leeds City Council's Wrap Up Leeds scheme
have made a spook of the popular YouTube sensation 'Fenton the Dog'. See
what happens when you let free home insulation run away from you."