I would love to work in Parliament ( tho never going to happen) , i mean its a fantastic looking building that has so much history and mystic about it, they have subsidized bars and it sounds a cool place to work.
Anyway just for a laugh i responded to this advert on a website
To whom it may concern
I saw your offer of an internship and felt the need to reply.
I would be interested in working for someone in parliament, alas i have
no qualifications , nor basic grasp of grammar or math, while i do
believe that i have something to offer i also understand that i am not
the type of person ( as i have a criminal record
) that would be wanted as an intern.
I wish you success in your search for a suitable candidate. "
I was proper polite and clearly stated i was not qualified for the job ( i didn't even send a CV), so you can tell how surprised i was when this came into my inbox earlier today
Maybe they should read e-mails before spending out a standard reply ;)
Just for the record i am NOT applying for the job ( for reasons stated in e-mail).