Standing on the seaside promenade, he wistfully remembers that windy day at the 1999 conference in Bournemouth when he took two ministerial Jaguars for a 250-yard journey -- one for him, one for Pauline to save her new perm -- and got the nickname 'Two Jags'. Is he sorry? Of course not. He thinks, Those were the days ...
Standing on the seaside promenade, he wistfully remembers that windy day at the 1999 conference in Bournemouth when he took two ministerial Jaguars for a 250-yard journey -- one for him, one for Pauline to save her new perm -- and got the nickname 'Two Jags'. Is he sorry? Of course not. He thinks, Those were the days ...
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N-a-a-h-h-h. He's feeling the effects of the all-you-can-eat breakfast he had. He went heavy on the beans, poor lad.
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