Dear Labour, as much as I am a member, I do not want to attend a dinner with Tom Watson. Please get some decent guests. Ta
— Tom Scholes-Fogg (@tscholesfogg) August 31, 2012
Who is going to tell Mr Watson?
Dear Labour, as much as I am a member, I do not want to attend a dinner with Tom Watson. Please get some decent guests. Ta
— Tom Scholes-Fogg (@tscholesfogg) August 31, 2012
If someone attends a dinner with Tom Watson, one had better not arrive "fashionably late." 'Nuff said.
ReplyDelete'As much as I am a member' -- does he mean 'Although I am a complete prick'?
ReplyDeleteIn observing the aurora borealis
DeleteAnd its effect upon genus amaryllis
Tom Watson attempted to mate
With the hinge of a gate
Which trapped somewhat more than his toga virilis.
A Labour MP called Tom Watson
ReplyDeleteMet someone that he had the hots on.
He pulled out a penis
Of pitiful weeness
With dozens of festering spots on.